No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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