All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
tell me about the eggs
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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