you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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