I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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