Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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