i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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