white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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