i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I can feel your judgement through the phone
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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