Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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