wrigley field is MILF paradise
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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