so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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