Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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