Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Randomize
