The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She announced her abortion via fbk
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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