so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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