so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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