Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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