It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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