But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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