so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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