please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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