I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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