omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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