using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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