Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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