Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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