What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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