No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i need some magic done to my vagina
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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