i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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