im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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