was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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