I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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