I want to have your abortion
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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