But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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