So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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