It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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