thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i think my mom watched the whole time
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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