Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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