so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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