I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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