M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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