So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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