I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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