I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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