A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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