My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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