I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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