I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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