I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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