went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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