we're blogging at a bar
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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