hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
