when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Welp...herpes.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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